September 2011
5 posts
3 tags
Yes. →
Yes, we are overwhelmed with decorating and design inspirations, Aparment Therapy*, and no, my rooms will never look as fab.
*Please do note the irony.
A thing I'm trying. Unofficially. →
February 2010
24 posts
It's real and still for sale. →
I am buying this today. And will be Painting the 90’s! by Friday, bitches.
I love my house. Regardless of the crazy size.
Flight to Orlando: fine, if turbulent.
Flight to Indy: delayed by 5 hours. Getting to the drunk shortly.
And gestational sac with yolk makes four?
haarzylady:
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Yippee!!!!!
Congrats, my darlin’ mama! I can’t wait to see you! Love to all four of you!!!
So I had an ultrasound today. I am pregnant! Well, I already knew that, but this was to make sure the little pumpkin seed was where it’s supposed to be. Confirmed, gestational sac with yolk in the uterus. TMI? I don’t care. No fetal pole...
True factish opinion: the Atlanta airport is almost as awful as Atlanta. And again, I fucking LOVE airports.
The (male) flight attendant looks just like my boss.
The recipes that Campbell's sends me keep getting... →
I own a house. A real one. With a garage and a fireplace and brick and multiple thousand square feet in the middle of a subdivision on a cul-de-sac. I am 28 years old, I have no children. I own a house. It freaks me out. How did I end up here? Owning a house. I did not intend on owning a house for a very long time.
And this house currently needs me to come home to it and figure out why...
The worst part... →
“Afterward, both Harris and the woman said, he threw $12 at her as payment.”
Not only that he threw cash at this woman, but that he is so okay with it, that he would admit it.
The whole thing is so gross.
Believe me when I say that I’m certainly not a “F’ tha police” kind of girl but stuff like this makes me apprehensive. This officer was so confident in...
I get so engrossed in meaningless cell phone games. Like all thoughts in my head are gone except for “yellow, red, red, no, damn it, I needed a green.”
It’s so soothing, like a coping mechanism.
morninggloria:
My grandpa was a smartass, a cigar smoker, a beer drinker, a baseball fan, a fun-haver. He always said that after he died, he wanted—
1. “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” played at his funeral and
2. Everyone to go out and get drunk afterward.
So when he died this summer, my (huge, devastated) family did our best to accommodatehim. The priest acquiesced to my grandpa’s musical...
Please, someone tell me. Kathryn Bigelow was married to who again? Clearly she’s not important outside of her former marriage. The Hurt Locker was only nominated for the ex-spouse dramz….obviously. Not because it’s a well-made kickass movie.
Blah blah blah, “they’ve made it clear that they’re still friends and that Cameron is her biggest fan.” Crap.
The comments on the local newspaper site are the... →
Especially when you live in Indianapolis, Indiana. It’s like a schoolyard fight, but with worse grammar and less intellectual clarity.
My soul dies a little each time I read them. But every day I do. THAT’S masochism.
Dinner
Is there anything so endlessly, menially, miserable as the “what do you want for dinner?” conversation?
Dear Adult Co-Worker,
I’m sure other’s find you adorable and sweet. But personally, if I hear you coo in the sing-songy voice of a preschool teacher one more time…EMPHATIC EMPTY THREAT! We work in a large medical institution. Not Mrs. Sears’ Loving Care Center.
STFU Christian Homeschoolers →
I love that this woman (who used to blog as the Country Doctor’s Wife ) just kind of flipped the bird on her whole Christian-y, Midwestern existence.
And had the nerve to say not-nice things about PW. I mean, her sister still blogs about church, god and following Dave Ramsey. I found her through a link from PW. And she just kind of said, fuck that.
God, I love drama I can read on the...
Mother: I really don't want to overschedule us.
Me: Me neither. I can't wait for a week of relaxation by the pool.
Mother: Oh, absolutely! Just so you know, I have gotten us Two-Day Disney passes, tickets to Discovery Cove, tickets to Universal Studios, tickets to Sea World and I've got a Beach day planned. It's going to be SO lovely!!
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The hell?!? I do believe that is 6 full days. Out of 7.
A trip to Florida should be a good time.
A trip to fucking Orlando with your 10 y.o. sister, your mother, her shop manager and his kid for a rental convention, not so much.
